• TJ is richer than you.
  • If you have Five dollars and TJ has Five dollars, TJ has more money than you.
  • Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of TJ is called Logic.
  • TJ can slam a revolving door.
  • He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at TJ … dies.
  • TJ’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  • TJ once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol, and won.
  • TJ can judge a book by its cover.